Humor

The source of humor is being led in one direction and then finding something unexpected. That’s the basic premise of all humor. Therefore, when you follow a certain path and then something unexpected crops up, laugh, because it will lighten the vibration. It will allow you to see what it is you need to see in the unexpected manifestation.

you’re raising your vibration. Remember, this is physics.

You cannot conceive or perceive what you are not the frequency of. You have to be the frequency in order to see certain things that would then inspire you. Those things can only come to you, can only be perceived by you, when you are on a higher vibration.

If that’s what you’re seeking — your own Einstein said it: you cannot solve a problem from the same level on which the problem was created; you have to go to a higher level to find the solution.

So laughter uplifts, raises your frequency, and allows you to see farther, deeper, and understand connections and associations in a better way. Your greatest humorists and comics are ones that can make associations like lightning, because they’re willing to understand that there are connections to everything, and they’re very, very, very humorous about it.

You don’t have to force this on anyone. It’s not your necessary path to do so. If they’re unwilling to accept it, you can share it with them and say, “It’s all right. You may think I’m crazy, but this works for me, and it works for a lot of other people. I’m giving you some information that can make things a little bit easier for you, but you don’t have to take it. Just thought I would share it.” Give them the option not to take it, and they’ll eventually wonder why you said that and what it is that works so well for you. Be the living example of the information, and they’ll want to know what you’re on, and they’ll want it too.

You don’t know what you’re attracted to the most? Mmm. Ask that. Well, then why did you ask the question?

Remember what I said about red-light synchronicity? Green-light synchronicity: you are able to act on your excitement.

Red-light synchronicity says: no, not yet, there’s something else you need to do first in order to be properly prepared to go to the green-light side. So follow your excitement that you are able to act on. If you’re not able to act on that, it will lead you into the ability maybe to be able to act on what you originally intended to act on.

But whatever it does, it will take you exactly where you need to be. Don’t keep banging your head into the wall saying, “I’m trying to do this, it’s not working, it’s not working, it’s not working.”

That’s the message: this isn’t working for you right now. This is not the stepping stone on your path right now. So look around for whatever else excites you that you can act on, even if it seems to have nothing to do with the other thing. In its look, the excitement tells you it is connected. Follow the path of excitement, not how it looks in terms of the form it comes in. Don’t even assume that the form it comes in is the thing that needs to come to fruition. Sometimes excitement comes to you in a certain form just to get you off your butt so you will do something, so that you’ll wind up being where you need to be for the real thing that needs to happen.

Never assume — no insistence — that the form itself has any indication that that’s where you will wind up. Many people think they know what the ideal outcome is. The truth is you have no idea. So be humble enough to understand that your higher mind knows exactly where you need to go, exactly where floating down the river of life will land you on the correct shore.

Surrender to that flow, because then you are in control. But leave the insistence behind, because you don’t really know what the best outcome needs to look like. So if you cannot get to Shasta, go where you can go, and maybe that will bring you back to Shasta. But if it doesn’t, you will see that where you are is exactly where you need to be, and it will feel correct. Your insistence prevents you from knowing what feels correct.

When you get there, you won’t recognize the path that is actually you because you’re insisting on taking another route. Just relax into it. Go with the flow. See what synchronicity brings you and trust the flow the way it goes. Is this helping?

I already outlined how children can be helped to become mature adults and make mature choices that are beneficial to everyone. Remember when I talked about the children? Yes. That’s how.

Provide a safe space with your inspiration and your imagination and your creativity where they can learn the consequences of choices before they use them out in the world.

Allow them to understand they are as powerful as they need to be to attract whatever they need in life without having to harm themselves or anyone else in order to do so. Any lessons you feel they need to learn that are important for them to thrive in physical reality, find a creative and imaginative way to adapt the lesson to their excitement.

Don’t bottle their excitement into the lesson. Teach them the formula. That’s it. That’s how you show them love. That’s how you train them to be responsible adults, loving adults, connective, creative, imaginative adults who are self-empowered in the world. It’s up to you to allow your imagination to alter that in any way, shape, or form that the circumstances require, but that’s the basic form of the idea of letting them grow into being their true selves

We watch you. We do whatever we are attracted to.

There are things that different individuals will do. I myself, aside from being a first contact specialist which I’m passionate about, I also do sculpting.

In varieties of materials that don’t exist on your planet.

More energy forms. Energy, yes. The idea is that some energy forms, when created in a certain way on our planet, can actually then, once formed, crystallize into physical materiality.

So you’re instantly manifesting what you would like. Remember that we are now at a point in our evolution where we are what we call quasi-physical. We have the traits of spirit as well as physical beings.

Therefore, we are not as mired down, shall we say, by time and space. We exist in a kind of a dreamlike environment, like walking through different parallel realities, communicating with spirits and beings of multiple dimensions. That’s our daily experience. It’s pretty cool. Whatever temperature you want it to be.

It’s a euphemism that represents the idea that it doesn’t take as many people connected in positive energy to outweigh the people that are disconnected by negative energy.

It doesn’t have to be exactly 144,000. It’s a power number that is based on certain kinds of ratios of harmonics. But the idea simply is that more people acting positively in a sense outweighs millions of people acting negatively.

You never change the world you’re on; you shift yourself to another version of Earth that is more representative of the vibration you’ve changed within yourself.

We’re not going to make a lot of predictions.

No, no, no, not what’s going to happen. What are the likely choices?

You can create the idea you’ve been talking about for a long time that has been created a few times on your planet and held back — called free energy. You can do that. It’s not that difficult.

We’re going to make an announcement that will tell you something about what’s coming up because of the high probability behind it. But we’ll save that for the announcement.

The truth is that many of you will come together, but not all of you will. Okay. Remember, there are multiple parallel versions of Earth. What you’re experiencing right now we call the splitting prism.

You will wind up on the version of Earth that is best suited to your belief systems, and you will experience what you are afraid you will experience or what you believe you will experience — in joy and everything in between.

Right now you can still see each other to give you an opportunity to decide whether or not someone else’s belief is something that you would like to mimic or mirror in your own reality or not. Eventually you will no longer be able to see those that are too vibrationally incompatible with what you believe to be true for you. But that’s years down the road.

Right now this is the time of the splitting. But all these parallel realities and all these different versions of Earth exist right now. It’s your vibration that determines how you navigate in what direction to which version of Earth ultimately. So we’re only going to say that about that. Decide what works for you; leave behind the rest.

Many of your quantum physicists understand this or are beginning to. It’s all about resonance. It’s all about frequency of energy. It’s all about vibration.

All of it.

So that’s the future, so to speak — is to understand that shifts in frequency of consciousness and energy and consciousness must become part of the equation scientifically. To understand that it all starts with that, it all ends with that, and it’s all about vibrational frequencies that determine what it is you experience.

Some of your quantum physicists are beginning to get a handle on that, but they need to go further, and they need to absolutely include the idea of what consciousness actually is as the vibrational frequency of existence itself.

Stop. Stop.

How long does it take to teach a child what a child needs to understand to be a self-empowered adult? How long does it take? Are you willing to wait to see how long it takes? Are you willing to feed them a little bit, back off and see what it does? Are you willing to come back in when they have some difficulty with it and feed a little bit more?

Is it all right that it takes some time or not? What’s your hurry?

What’s your hurry? Do you understand that sometimes spirits choose an experience of suffering to burn through a process that would otherwise take millennia?

So let it be what it is. Help where you can. What they do or don’t do, as we said with your information, is none of your business, because you don’t know their path.

I am not going to give you medical advice. I’m not allowed to. Your world says we can’t do that.

Detoxify them if you can, okay? And understand that not all — maybe not even many right now — but some of what you call certain mental disorders such as dissociative personality disorder and schizophrenia are the result of people beginning to tap into parallel reality versions but they don’t understand how to integrate that within this personality.

So you might take a look at that to help you out a little bit. But first and foremost, you need to set an example of relaxing.

Oh, you don’t know that.

Pets will do that.

Yes.

Mazani. Okay.

It travels in family lines usually, generations and generations, by an agreement to help Earth evolve into the sixth hybrid race.

Some of your DNA is in some of the hybrid children. Yes. We can sense that in you.

Most people who are attracted to our vibration are connected to the hybrid agenda.

So ask. Good to see you, Dad.

Great. These are all useful if you believe they’re useful. They all go to different belief systems. Everyone needs a particular path. That’s fine. It’s just a permission slip. You’re making the choices, you’re making the decisions, you’re making the changes using the permission slip that you believe works for you. But the idea is to understand that the formula is the underlying structure of all of this. We’re literally describing the structure of existence and how it works, like an instruction manual. If we gave you an instruction manual to operate one of your automobiles, you would simply follow the instructions; it would work according to the instructions. If you don’t follow the instructions, it might not work that way to your advantage. It’s literally an instruction manual. Whatever you heap onto it is up to you and your imagination and inspiration to make it work for you. But the basic idea of the formula is a distillation of how reality is created by you in physical terms. If you just follow the instructions, it will work to your advantage. That’s all there is to it. But it’s up to you to decide if that’s true for you right now.

You’re welcome.

The survival mechanism kicked in.

How synchronous of you.

No, no, no. The idea of honoring and respecting all the differences is what will create true unity. It’s not about being homogeneous. I understand what you mean by saying divided, and yes there is division that does happen that is forced by many people. So yes, the division is causing the problem. But the division only happens because so many people on your planet feel that they are worthy of, shall we say, being themselves, and therefore they take the advice of those that they put in charge to tell them what should be done and what shouldn’t be done. When you start really honoring yourselves and the differences between all of you as being worthy — because they are worthy in the eyes of creation itself — then you will have harmony.

Well, yes, sort of. Although you’re actually a mix of many different genetics from the start. Homo sapiens is already a hybrid.

We do not, because we are a hybrid race that was artificially created from your DNA. I see. Okay. We have different tones. It’s not that we have different races per se. There are differences among us, but we don’t see it in the way that you see it. Okay. Does that answer your question?

Thank you.

It is our passion and our pleasure.

It wasn’t me. It was you using the mask of yourself to talk to your own higher mind.

All right, all right. Now you can start experimenting with this. Yes, it’s within the realm of your technology to some degree to begin with baby steps. You have to understand one principle, though. The principle is that location — whether up, down, side, side, back, forth, whatever — the idea of an object being in a location is incorrect. Location exists in the object. In other words, every object has a, shall we say, energy equation. Part of that energy equation is where and when it is in time and space. If you change that locational variable, the object has to stop existing where it is and take up new residence in the new location you have inserted into the equation.

So if you have an overall ability to read very sensitively the vibrational locational equation of an object in one position, and then you take that object and raise it up, say, six feet, ten feet, whatever, and then you take another reading of its locational vibration at that level, and you see the difference — if your equipment is sensitive enough to see the difference — that difference represents the difference in location. So if you bring the object back down to the first location and then you bombard it, imbue it either electromagnetically, sonically, however, and overwhelm its initial vibration and input the idea of the second location variable vibration, the object will either rise and float up to that location with no visible means of support, or it will teleport instantaneously from here to there. That’s the secret of anti-gravity: you have to find the locational variable within the object.

And to you, good day.

All right. Do you trust your synchronicity? Yes or no?

Thank you for your honesty. You might as well flip a coin. Sometimes that can actually help, because if you say, “All right, I have choice A, I have choice B. Which one should I take? Let me flip a coin. Heads it’s this, tails it’s that.” You flip the coin. Sometimes you might say, “Oh, it came up tails. Darn, I really wanted it to be heads.” So that tells you what your preference is. However, understand the power of synchronicity. If you’re following the formula, even if you start down the path that actually isn’t your path right now, what did I tell you about red-light synchronicity? It will stop you. It will turn you right around back to the other path. So you’re always guided automatically by the mechanisms built into the formula. So don’t worry about it. Make a decision. Make a choice. See where it takes you. If it’s not at a certain point where you feel it’s vibrationally compatible, no loss.

Deal with all those fear-based belief systems and allow yourself to let them go, because they don’t serve you. Follow that path. It will turn you around unerringly to where you belong. If you understand how things work, a lot of the things that are missing, so to speak, from the way you live your life is that you just don’t yet have a truly embedded understanding of how things actually work. Once you gain that, you will go, “Oh, well that makes sense. I’m just doing this, and it doesn’t matter what the outcome is, because if it’s the outcome that’s not compatible with me, synchronicity will turn me around and I will go down the path that is mine. Simple as that.” And of course it will include everyone that’s important to you in your excitement and in your passion, because why would passion leave anyone out that’s important to you? Then it wouldn’t be your passion, would it? Right. Many people have a definition of passion: “Oh, I’m living my passion, but what if this horrible thing happens?” That’s not a definition of passion. That’s a different definition. That’s the definition of “I’m going to try to follow my passion and worry about the fact that something bad might happen.” That’s its own reality, its own definition. But when you are truly being you and you’re following the passion that is you, none of that exists in that definition. It’s a pure definition. Every definition is its own reality. That’s why it’s so important to really be in touch with how you’re defining your experiences, because how you define them is how you live them and how you experience them and how they get reflected to you.

are they actually affected by the decision that is true for you, or are they choosing to be negatively affected by it?

Is it their issue or your issue?

Are you sure?

How so? Give us a specific example.

How old?

Is the daughter aware enough of what’s happening in the idea of a divorce?

Then what are you worried about?

How do you know?

Does that mean that the family has to include people that you’ve already married? Isn’t a family something bigger than that? Isn’t a family beings that are vibrationally compatible with each other and support each other to become who they truly are? Does it have to be somebody you already knew? Can it be somebody else? Where’s the imagination? What kind of limitations are you putting on your daughter by limiting yourself in so restrictive a way?

Relax into the flow of your life. You will attract who you need, and you will attract who your daughter needs, because you are connected in an agreement.

Remember this — and I mean this literally: even if the person you were married to decided to change and become more compatible with you, they’re not the same person anyway. Literally. I don’t care what you think — they look like, you still look like that person — they’re not the same person, because a person is a projection of consciousness. It’s not literally who you are. You can represent yourself as a person in many different ways, and they are all different people literally. Even if you think you still look the same in the mirror, you’re not. So even if that person changed, they’re not the same person. So what difference does it make who it is that supplies what you need?

There is no such thing as a prediction of the future. But when a lot of energy, a lot of momentum creates a high probability that is unlikely to change, we are allowed to talk about certain things. What we are talking about now is the next few years, the idea of events that are happening on your planet right now will create the following situation.

First of all, in late your year of 2024 and in your year of 2025, the channel himself will begin teaching in more depth the principles of the formula so that it really sticks, because this is crucial to the idea of understanding how reality works and being an equal participant in open contact.

We will go on to something a little different. At the end of your year of 2026, we will deliver — when we determine it is appropriate on our schedule — different information based on the change I’m about to tell you. The probability of this is between 90 and 95% at this time, unlikely to change. There may be some waffling, as you say, but nevertheless this seems to be where you are heading for one reason or another. I’m not going to tell you the circumstances that are going to create this opportunity.

Even some of your more sensitive psychics have begun to pick up on this probability and are starting to announce it. Somewhere near the middle to end of 2026, beginning to middle of 2027 — somewhere in that range — you will experience on your planet a major contact event. 2026-2027 will be a major contact event happening that everyone on your planet will become aware of. So be prepared.

Allow yourselves to be true to yourselves. Be open, be flowing, and allow yourselves to know that when this major contact event occurs — 2026-2027 — it will herald in an awakening for many people on your planet (not all, but many people on your planet) to really create a new momentum heading towards a shift in your realities individually and collectively that will begin to allow you to move even faster toward the idea of open contact and becoming members of your galactic family. So be prepared for those years. Allow yourself to move forward.

It is very important for you to be yourself now.